LEBOR
/ˈl͈ʲevər/ is a single-person operation that publishes pamphlets under these circumstances:
THE CONTRACT
1. These pamphlets will never be shared digitally; no pdfs, no blogs.
2. These pamphlets hope to be read and aim to rear their faces often.
3. These pamphlets will only ever appear in two editions of two-hundred.
4. These pamphlets are a burden to their publisher and will remain as such.
5. These burdensome pamphlets will nae be sold for cash nor accept post.
6. These pamphlets and their publisher agree to a two-fold commodification:
6.1. These pamphlets may change hands for donations, or one pint.
6.2. These pamphlets’ above conditions extend to anyone. No Cash. Ever.
7. Should an edition become too burdensome, the publisher may renege.
7.1. I.E., anticipating costs well outside of reason; expanded eds., etc.
8. These pamphlets accept the above condition only if they are sold at cost.
9. These pamphlets will sell out if given the chance; would you nae follow?
10. These pamphlets will transform into a book under certain unlikely conditions.
9. These pamphlets will sell out if given the chance; would you nae follow?
10. These pamphlets will transform into a book under certain unlikely conditions.